A person forcefully stuffs lettuce and croutons into a chicken’s ass. Then said person proceeds to stuff the chicken into the anal cavity of an anorexic dog. Proceed to fuck the nasal cavity of the dog while eating the salad out of the chicken.
by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023
Step 1. Force lettuce tomatoes and croutons in to rectum of a Cock (male chicken)
Step 2. Forcefully shove the chicken starting at the head into the anal cavity of a small anorexic dog
Step 3. Orally fuck the left nasal cavity of the dog while simultaneously eating the salad out of the chicken’s ass
Step 2. Forcefully shove the chicken starting at the head into the anal cavity of a small anorexic dog
Step 3. Orally fuck the left nasal cavity of the dog while simultaneously eating the salad out of the chicken’s ass
by Shower_Shiter_Duo January 24, 2023
When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.
Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 08, 2021
Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"
by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 08, 2021
An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.
by Come get some salad November 27, 2017
by Eye h8 u January 13, 2019
The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.
"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"
by Shocka_celia March 05, 2015