Dickmania

When you have uncontrolled thoughts and dreams of penis's all the time. Usually this person is straight but for some reasons can't stop thinking of bbc

Dad, I think I'm gay, I'm suffering from dickmania.

by Sexyshmexy March 28, 2017

Dickman Fatigue

Dickman Fatigue

noun

1. 1. A syndrome resulting in extreme tiredness or frustration when mental or emotional attention is given to a dickman. Symptoms may include frustration, anger, spontaneous eye rolls, uncontrollable middle finger flipping, nausea, loss of appetite, strong desire to engage in substance abuse.

“ Similar:
tiredness *caused by “dickman” exposure
weariness *caused by “dickman” exposure
exhaustion *caused by “dickman” exposure
lethargy *caused by “dickman” exposure
Opposite:
joyfulness *possible when avoiding “dickman” meetings
happiness *possible when avoiding “dickman” meetings

“That meeting gave me dickman fatigue, I definitely need a drink...or 10.

by LannieLifeCoach November 2, 2021

Duckman

Hella muscular bird demon guy who care little for human life and only for ducks. Also i made this different duckman so no one know who duckman is other than that one weird ass 1990's version.

A:Man My ass tingles when i think of Duckman's Big Juicy muscles and co-
B : yeah you a furry for sure!
A: NO Duckman has small FEATHERS, Not fur.
B:Bird type furries exist, you know.
A:Oh. BUT STILL HEAR ME OU-
B:Nah.

by Some dude I dunno lmao May 28, 2023