Dumbledore

After titty fucking your bitch, you cum on their chin. The skeet skeet beard makes him/her look similar to the "headmaster" of hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore.

Also commonly referred to as:

The Gandalf.
The Santa Clause.
Or my personal favorite: giving someone a "my grandpa."

After I gave my girlfriend a Dumbledore, I felt the need to slap her in the face with my wand.

The bitch gave me Snape. She deserved it.

Dumbledore by [m@] September 15, 2008

Dumbledore

1.) A homosexual. A person of homosexual orientation. Usually used in a derogatory manner to describe someone acting like a homosexual.

2.) A complete disappointment.

1.) You're completely flaming. You're such a dumbledore.

2.)
Jarin: The entire Hairy Potter series has turned into one big dumbledore since J.K. Rowling anounced that the charecter Dumbledore was gay.

Robbie: Ya, idk whether to pretend that the series doesn't exist, or to pretend Dumbledore isn't completely queer. Rowling is such a dumbledore bitch.

Dumbledore by Robbie T. January 5, 2009

dumbledore

A dumbledore is a small portion of poop trapped within folds of the exterior of the anus.

A dumbledore are commonly confused with a dingleberry, which consist of poop attached to anal hairs. Dumbledores are far less dangerous to undergarments than dingleberries, but still poses some risk, and are far more difficult to remove. In fact, the vast majority of toilet paper is consumed removing dumbledores.

Jimmy had no trouble pulling guys at the club, but he never whipped his ass properly, so guys usually got annoyed with getting dumbledores all over their dicks or tongue, and dumped him pretty fast.

dumbledore by Jimmy teh Gay September 2, 2009

dumbledore

A gay wizard who everyone thinks it's the best, but he isn't. The Dark Lord is the best

Dumbledore:I love Grindelwald and Voldemort can beat me anytime of the week

dumbledore by LordOfSomewhere January 11, 2008

dumbledore

a word shout when being raped

"ahhhhhhhhhhh that man dumbledored me!!!!!!"

dumbledore by lottie nd becky September 10, 2007

Dumbledore

After titty fucking your bitch, you cum on their chin. The skeet skeet beard makes him/her look similar to the "headmaster" of hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore.

Also commonly referred to as:

The Gandalf.
The Santa Clause.
Or my personal favorite: giving someone a "my grandpa."

After I gave my girlfriend a Dumbledore, I felt the need to slap her in the face with my wand.

The bitch gave me Snape. She deserved it.

Dumbledore by [m@] September 15, 2008

Dumbledore

A sex act in which one partner cums prodigiously on the other's face, glues long pubic hair to it (or in a pinch, any hair), then cums on it again to make it white.

I'm so proud of the Dumbledore Julia gave me last night, I left it on for work today.

Dumbledore by Maramas October 9, 2006