Picking Your Duck

Pluckin ya 'nads.

Cleanliness is next to Godliness...so is picking your duck.

by dipsyjuniorforevah December 31, 2013

whatever floats your duck

a more complicated and cute way to say whatever; a way to mask the fact that you simply don't care.

Joe: I just got to level 80 in WoW!

Sue: Whatever floats your duck..

by atlrein January 25, 2009

Not Your Average Duck

A term to describe a noun or event that is not generally viewed as normal.

Person 1: my mum went and shaved her head today
Person 2: well that's not your average duck
Person 1: what did you just say?

by fbleek November 4, 2015

tuck your duck

Watch your girl, put her under your wing, I’m gonna steal yo bitch

Hey buddy tuck your duck!
Guy: huh?
You: I’ma steal yo bitch if you don’t keep watching her

by Bocephus July 28, 2021

sick your duck

A spoonerism for "suck your dick". It is most often said, in error, after being up for "several" days!

As whispered in a VERY sexy voice, over the phone: "I wanna sick your duck."

by Laura Messer May 8, 2008

gravel for your duck

the theory that, as a duck needs gravel to eat and digest its food, a man needs sex to live.

"Man, I'm taking you to the bar tonight. You need to get some gravel for your duck"

by "OMD" February 29, 2008

Whatever sucks your duck

whatever makes you happy, usually used in reference to a man

tim: did you cheat on me with bob D:?

becky: um, whatever sucks your duck tim :).

by britmazing!! March 21, 2011