Dr. Phil session

A serious conversation, usually between male friends, where life problems are discussed and sometimes resolved. A conversation about feelings, very similar to a heart-to-heart conversation, where one person takes the lead in offering advice and attempts to help the other person or people through their problems, sometimes resulting in an emotional breakthrough. A cheaper alternative to celebrity psychologist/t.v. host Dr. Phil McGraw.


Note: It is much easier for men to have a Dr. Phil session, rather than a heart-to-heart conversation, with each other because it is widely seen as being more masculine, and therefore more socially acceptable.

Tom: Did Larry tell you about all the problems he's having with his girlfriend?

Dave: Yeah, we totally had a Dr. Phil session the other night.

by mdlee52 January 6, 2009

Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss maybe one of the most greatest writers of all time and can be a very good username. It is also a high quality thing, place or person.

This is great, it must be a Dr. Seuss.

by MattyPooh August 5, 2008

Dr. Seussing

To rhyme with little or no effort

John: Hey man why you kill my flow, I was Dr. Seussing on that beat

by vintage__dubstep December 17, 2012

Dr. Seuss

An amazing author who wrote mostly in rhymes. He is dead now. He wrote {The Cat in the Hat and Horton hears a who and {How the Grinch stole Christmas. Now his works are being featured in Seussical the musical.

Dr. Seuss was a great author.

by Jeremiah December 21, 2004

dr. seuss

not a real doctor

dr. seuss is a writer not a doctor

by clitz July 6, 2010

Dr. Seuss

The street name of Theodor Seuss Geisel, a notorious drug dealer in the Los Angeles area during the 1960's. He is known for his whimsical pitches when selling heroine; including made up on the spot words and phrases. His main demographics included, but were not limited to: Hispanics, Blacks, Asians, and Who's. He was married to Audrey Stone Dimond until his tragic accidental death in 1991. The county coroner listed his cause of death as "Asphyxiation on Green Eggs and Ham", though many believed he was poisoned by wife Dimond.

"Why the fuck were the eggs and ham green? I think it was poison." Claimed local detective Oscar Wilde.

Dr. Seuss: "I Betstacy you'll love my ecstasy!"
Addict: "Whoa...did I come here high? Did you really just say that?"

Seuss: "I'll fucking kill you in a house, I will kill you with a mouse. Where's mah money, BIATCH!?"
George Bush: "I love tacos".

by Nick Lowers April 8, 2009

Dr. Seuss Weekend

Sexually engaging multiple women over the course of a weekend.

"One bitch, two bitch; Dr. Seuss Weekend."

by Filthy Mammals March 19, 2014