double-dog-dump

When a dog takes a dump and another dog comes along and takes a dump right on top of it.

Oh no, I stepped in a double dog dump.
(While a double-dog-dump is extremely rare in nature, metaphorically it is quite common in humans; so that the second person can put all the blame for a bad deed on the first person.

by Kevareeno August 28, 2021

double pump cum dump

When you catch your 10 year old cousin blasting rope to fortnite porn at 3:27AM, so in response you join him.

Last night me and my cousin did a double pump cum dump!

by The Sussy Piss Prostitute July 11, 2021

Double Dumpkin

Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.

Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.

Hey baby, I need to drop a duece too - lets do a double dumpkin!

by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004

Double Dumper

The act of convincing a girl to have anal sex (in her dumper) then immediately dumping her after wards.

Yo I just pulled the double dumper on Amy. Banged her in the dumper, then dumped her.

by sam_sneed May 24, 2009

Double Dumpster Camel Wedge

When a female gets a wedgie in her crack and her front butt at the same time.

1: Man, I got the weirdest thing going on with my underwear....
2: You think, that's bad? My panties riding up so hard I got a Double Dumpster Camel Wedge going on down here!

by BrewskeiBaby May 31, 2018

Double Dumpfuck

the act of a female riding a guy while both of them are enjoying a hearty round of defication

Bob: Yo Steve, how freaky was that Monica chick?
Steve: Well, i got her to agree to a Double Dumpfuck
Bob: Now that's a freak

by Verdikt Prank Calls March 9, 2009

Double Dumpster Camel Wedge

When a born female gets the fabric of their underoos in not just their butt, but in their front-butt as well.

Sarah came back in from break, ready to attack the day. It was when she sat back down that she realized, that she had encountered the Double Dumpster Camel Wedge.

by OdinAJM May 31, 2018