ding dong ditch

when doosh bags come around in the middle of the night thinking they are cool. They knock on your door and hide so when the person answers the door to see no one there they can laugh.

i hate when people ding dong ditch

by granbychampion July 5, 2009

ding dong ditch

When a woman has close encounters or sex with a man and then runs away.

"Dude, i just got ding dong ditched yesterday, I'm kind of embarrassed.

by Crispy Cream April 24, 2009

ding-dong-ditch

Ding-dong-ditch means that you knock on a random door and you run away after you knock and when the awnser the door the person or thing will not see you run and they will think that your there but your not your running away from them

Guess what? I ding-dong-ditched and they called the cops and it was on the news

by Natalie Eay May 29, 2017

ding dong ditch

beef stewing (definition #7) a girl (or a guy, i dont judge), and then kissing her/him.

after pastor tom ding dong ditched mary clarence, she decided she was going to penguin him the next time before she boston pancaking his brother

by clint from huntingtown December 19, 2009

Ding Dong Ditching December

Acronym/ DDDD, The matter of ding dong ditch'ing other peoples houses and normally is done on a December.

Yo, Jeoffrey, Wanna do ding dong ditching December with me? Its going to be a whole lot of fun!!!

by 󠀀 December 4, 2018

ding dong ditch

To ring someone's doorbell, hide, then leap out and sever their head, and dump the body in a ditch.

Lisa: You should have seen the look on Krabappel’s face.
Bart: You should have seen the look on Hoover’s face. In fact, here it is!
Lisa: You killed her?
Bart: Right! Like we agreed.
Lisa: I never said “kill”!
Bart: Yeah, ’cause you’re smart. You don’t say “kill”. You say “prank”. Like mom and dad say “snuggle” when what they really mean is “let’s lock the door and hug.”
Lisa: Well I didn’t kill Mrs. Krabappel.
Bart: So all you did was ring her doorbell and run?
Lisa: Yeah! Ding dong ditch!
Bart: “Ding dong ditch” means you kill her! Then you throw that ding dong into a ditch. Geez. Pick up a book

by a simple pseudonym October 12, 2016

deadly ding dong ditch

The childhood prank that used to be known as “ding dong ditch” back in the day before everyone had their own Glocks and AR-15s for “home protection.”

I’ve told my kids that should they ignorantly choose to go and ring a neighbor’s doorbell as a prank that they may be engaging in their last game of deadly ding dong ditch!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023