monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick
“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”
by iH8Trannys June 06, 2019
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Monkey dick punch

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaimmonkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
by MonkeyDickPunch October 10, 2023
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