derelictan

A person who doesn't answer their phone when someone who missed their call immediately calls them back.

Derek just called me but I was in the bathroom. I called him back and he didn't answer. Derek is such a derelictan.

by Erilicious January 7, 2013

Derelictivities

When an individual actively engages in activities that are derelict.

These guys were actively engaging in derelictivities at work today and I refused to participate.

by ManoClipper July 27, 2010

Dereliction of Doody

The state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. Often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.

By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.

by Gipple March 1, 2018

Derelicte

To be put in the friend zone.

Damn it, I just got derelicted

by Firewalll September 13, 2011

derelicte

1. A friend.

2. The path of becoming a friend.

Person A: Yo I heard he slept on top of you, naked.
Girl B: Nah, he's just derelicte.

Person A: Yo bro what happened to that shawty?
Guy B: I got derelicted, bro :(

by johnnycupcakes September 23, 2011

derelictable

Irresistably naughty.

Madonna is a derelictable hussy. Pamela Anderson, Jenna Jamison, Colin Farrel, Clive Owen, Lindsay Lohan, Brittany Spears,

by Erndoogie46 January 11, 2008

derelicte my balls

1. (v) a command given by K-ron to Moelly in regards to his improvisational troupe, Derelict Toys.

Derelict Toys can derelicte my balls, capitan.

by K-Ron December 22, 2005