Dan the panini man

THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND

Dan the panini man sells paper towels now
so now he is Dan the paper towel man
and for every paper towel purchase
you get a free panini

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 8, 2020

Dan The Trash Man

A man named Dan who 's from a foreign land. A round bellied Buddha boy of a man. He hauls the trash around the town, up and down in his Mercedes Benz. He's full of jokes and some dirty ones to make you choke. His main squeeze is Miss Mary Martin, makes the other guys laugh so hard, they can't stop fartin!

Dan The Trash Man

by M.D.A. April 24, 2011

Dan the panini man

THE HOTTEST PERSON EVER HES SO SMART AND SEXY

Omg look it’s Dan The Panini Man!

by DanThePaniniMan May 25, 2020

Dan the trombone man

A much cooler version of any NORMAL Dan.

Dan the trombone man walked into the room with a swagger that other Dan did not posses

by The Kiley February 3, 2015

coppa dan is the man

Used in sarcasm to define small town police officers

Casey: I just got pulled over by that police officer and given a fine

Casey's friend: really?! Well COPPA dan is the man

by Tobeamilfistoliveaneasylife October 21, 2020

man like dan

When someone has a dead mum or someone has cancer

random person : “my mum died of cancer”
cool person : “man like dan, rip bozo”

by yuboslag115 March 1, 2022

Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!

Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!

by CountDisco October 22, 2012