dick-in-a-bag

When you are expecting one thing and you get either the complete opppsite or not what you were expecting.

I ordered a bag of potato chips and I got a huge bag of nothing but dick-in-a-bag!

Look at him, why does he have to be such a dick-in-a-bag?

by Ohyeseyedid April 19, 2018

dick bagging

While in bed, tucking one's penis and balls in the bedsheet, thus forming a cocoon.

I really wish my husband would stop dick bagging the sheets.

by Nog's Nag September 16, 2016

“Dick Bag”

Word said by a loser who tries to cut in front of people getting on a bus….

So the other day I decided to be a social path and cut in front of the line and then I called someone a “Dick bag” when I was called out..

by UrbanJJ November 19, 2022