Crappuccino

When your first sip of morning coffee makes your bowels instantly move and you got to go. Rather than leave the coffee, you bring it to toilet so you can drink and poop at the same time.

Bill was in a rush to leave for work but still needed to drink his morning coffee. Upon his first sip he felt the urge to poop. Bill decided to multitask and took his coffee to the toilet. At this point Bill was enjoying a Crappuccino.