When your urine comes out with the deepest shadow-like black shade. This is most common after eating fried chicken, black eyed peas, collard greens, watermelon, biscuits, or a hot eight piece all together.
After watching the Family Matters marathon, Karl ripped the most cooney piss of his life, shattering the ceramic toilet bowl.
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004
A bit rascist, cooney, meaning stupid/crazy and color, towards black people. So color conney meaning stupid black person.
Nigger boo, jigger boo, color cooney. Black and muck and brown babooney. Melon muncher, chicken bone sucker.
by memesfordays..! August 19, 2023
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
by 'tavi November 17, 2003
Like the infamous "that's a dip" it means that a person who is being spoken to has made a mistake of something really obvious
after it is said the person who made the mistake is usually hit on the forehead
after it is said the person who made the mistake is usually hit on the forehead
Matt is wearing a red shirt.
John: did you just see Matt's blue shirt?
Mark: his shirt is red. That's a Cooney
(forehead slap)
John: did you just see Matt's blue shirt?
Mark: his shirt is red. That's a Cooney
(forehead slap)
by mentalbaby32 June 11, 2008
A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.
Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"
by pps123234 May 02, 2013
The guy who no one really knows . He's nice to everyone and has green eyes you want to kiss. He has an obsession with politics but will be nice to you no matter your view.You will fall in love with him but he wont fall for you
by SailorReki December 06, 2020