It means that's how life is. It's used after something unfortunate happens
Jim knocks over Jane's ceramin doll collection and says "Well that's the way cookie crumbles"
by Joe Garifo May 27, 2004
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(ph.)Sometimes life bes that way
Jake went to prison. Oh well, guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.
by undercover hardwareman May 27, 2004
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thats just how it goes or how it happens. theres nothing you can do about it.
Your dog just got hit by a car, someone says, thats the way the cookie crumbles.
by Liquid Racer June 01, 2004
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a saying used by jim carrey in bruce almighty at the end of a news coverage
Buffalo is like a cookie, .................. and that's the way the cookie crumbles. now back to you susan
by cul May 31, 2004
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In other words thats not the way life goes its not always your way.
Kristin- I want a billion dollars without working

Lauren- Thats not the way the cookie crumbles
by moonlightjazzc May 27, 2004
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that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century
well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles
by l.a. rockstar May 28, 2004
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Me: Daaaad, she took the remote!
Dad: Well, sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.
by lazy student May 31, 2004
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