Coconut

Someone that's dumb as fuck, even lacking common sense and has no idea.

That coconut was playing loud music at 3am while everyone was asleep.

by Ligris13 February 27, 2017

Coconut

A word used to describe an indian person who acts like a white person. Usually used as an insult.

Bianca is such a coconut.

by kushkush28 May 16, 2016

Coconut

A black person who acts white.

Daniel is a coconut.

by Blaxk hammer August 1, 2016

Coconut

Used to cut down someone who is either saying something simple or acting in a simple way and wanting you to respond

"hey dad, do you think anyone gives the tooth fairy money when she loses a tooth?"
DAD STARES
"very good son. Coconut"

by Patrick McKiernan January 20, 2009

Coconut

A Schwarzé trying to be white.

My name is Gupta Singh but you call me Bobby. (innit)

by Gupta Singh July 15, 2003

Coconut

A burnett who has often blonde moments

Girl 1: did she just ask what tuna is?
Girl 2: Yeah she is such a blonde, but wait she has brown hair
Girl 1: yeah shes a coconut
Girl 2: oh yeah haha

by Coconutcassie August 24, 2008

Coconut

A derogatory term used in Australasia for people from the Polynesian islands. Particularly Tonga and Samoa.

Hes a coconut, hes from Tonga

by shooter_78 January 21, 2011