A story that is told very animatedly and promises to be a good one however ultimately it fails spectacularly and the audience is left wondering, "why did you just waste those precious few minutes of my life?"
This girl in my block just bought this new bag and was so excited but she couldn't get it open! She was running around the place screaming with hysterics, asking anyone she could find to try and open it. She was on the verge of tears, saying she was gonna have to return it and that her life was practically over. And then she gave it to some guy and he opened it.............. "are you kidding... that's such a clementine story!!"
by bear19 June 17, 2011
Get the Clementine story mug.Clementine is a nice person who is usually underestimated. Inside she is actually everyones friend. Most of the time she skipped a grade and is very smart.
Clementine is like my best friend.
by The Half Blood Prince February 18, 2019
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A female who possesses the same qualities that a male desires when choosing other male friends (see also; Bromance) but remains extremely feminine and attractive despite her dude-like awesomeness.
A woman who is desired by many men for her style and charm but also because she can drink them under the table if need be and curses like a tenured trucker.
Signs that you may have a Clementine on your hands:
1. When making plans for a date night, she suggests getting drunk and playing video games.
2. She wants to have sexual intercourse on a daily basis (after the one month mark of your courtship has passed)
3. She has a fondness for comic books while still being able to give you an erection.
A woman who is desired by many men for her style and charm but also because she can drink them under the table if need be and curses like a tenured trucker.
Signs that you may have a Clementine on your hands:
1. When making plans for a date night, she suggests getting drunk and playing video games.
2. She wants to have sexual intercourse on a daily basis (after the one month mark of your courtship has passed)
3. She has a fondness for comic books while still being able to give you an erection.
"Hey John, is it true that the hot chick you are dating is really a Clementine?" "Yeah man, she gave me road head on the way to the comic book convention yesterday and this morning she let me fuck her in her ass!
by Jane D. Clementine January 19, 2011
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Get the Clementine mug.a girly who cute but always gets the fuckboys she way to good for. she pretty yet petty and loves to be social. she the one always getting high tho lol
person: you see that girl
other person: yea
person: thas clementine
other person: o yea the one always getting high
other person: yea
person: thas clementine
other person: o yea the one always getting high
by hey.itz.sam June 10, 2017
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by Nothingnesss March 31, 2020
Get the clementine-vega mug.Clementine is a rare but beatiful name that every girl is jealous if. they are very loving and will stop there life for yours because they are sweet, loving, caring, touchy, and smart and wI'll never hurt you . Unless you get on her bad side if you do she is a absolute bad ass and you will be make your life a living hell. DON'T lose an Clementine she is great.
by Clementine6789 March 31, 2019
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