Chriscin

The action of saying something clearly obvious but provides zero additional information to the correct context of the situation.

John told me to hotwire a car while I was already driving. John is being a Chriscin.

by AllEyesAre0nYou January 1, 2026

Christain Smelmear

A brown or discoloured stain in your underwear

darn it i haven’t washed the Christain Smelmear out my undies

by The Smeg Lord March 25, 2026