The Chicago Bear is when you have received a Green Bay Packer rectally, from the Bear variety of men; you then find a football field and just shit all over it.
"In Illinois, people of large numbers gather in a stadium to watch local heroes perform The Chicago Bear, in person."
by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021
Get the The Chicago Bear mug.The Chicago Bear is when after receiving a Green Bay Packer from the bear variety of men; the recipient then finds a football field and just shits all over it. The shitting on the field may be figuratively or literally.
by Verbius VonMasturbate August 12, 2021
Get the The Chicago Bear mug.A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.
by 34344444 September 7, 2025
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