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reverse charizard

The intense burning sensation felt during a bowel movement. Named after the fire-breathing Pokemon, Charizard.
Example: Dude, my ass is on fire due to that reverse Charizard
by Ash-dubbs May 14, 2014
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mega charizard x

A badass black and blue beast that no one wants to piss off
My Mega Charizard X is gonna slap your pikachus ass
by BRRRUUUUUHHHHHH77 November 25, 2016
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Charlize

A Charlize is a person as rare as can be,
If she’ll let you in, she’ll let you see

She is the strongest person with the smallest heart,
Her entire being is a work of art

She is a force of nature to be reckoned with,
If you haven’t seen her it will sound like a myth

But if you know her, you’ll know it true,
Shell keep you close like paper and glue

She’s the lights that will guide you home when you are lost,
She’ll be there for you, whatever the cost

If you are lucky enough that she will let you in,
You, my friend, are living the dream...

A Charlize is a person like a little tree and you will need her as much as she needs you, you just have to realize it. If you want her to let you in, nurture her and care for her, and she will do the same for you.

See also: what all women should aspire to be
Someone: Who’s that chick
Me smirking: That’s Charlize
by #Vissie November 18, 2019
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Charlize Theron

Born August 7, 1975, in Benoni, South Africa, this award-winning actress is considered by many to be the most beautiful woman alive.
That Stuart Townsend is one lucky SOB to be living with the likes of Charlize Theron.
by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005
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Charlize Theron

(a) an unbelievably perfect specimen of human, sporting perfect features and a shapely kadunkadunk.

(b) the most bangable hollywood blonde
Someday i will get into the pants of that Charlize Theron.
by you don't know my name October 30, 2005
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charizard's dick

smoking so much that you aren't even getting high any more, your throat just burns.
yo man, i've smoked so much today that bowl is treating me like charizard's dick!
by ethana December 2, 2010
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Charizarding

The act of lighting a girls pubic hair on fire whist having sexual intercourse and then the guy puts it out with his cum.
Shane does charizarding with Shay-lea.
by Big mek June 23, 2014
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