Carmelo Anthony

American basketball player for the NBA's New York Knicks. Born May 29, 1984 in Brooklyn, NY. Widely considered by anyone who isn't a complete retard to be the most overrated athlete in the history of ANY sport. Ever. Fool's gold. Plays defense like France did in WW2. Scores 25ppg, yet is directly responsible for other team scoring 50ppg. Only player in league history who can lead league in scoring yet make his team significantly worse. Is to NBA as Donald Trump is to the business world. Lazy, slovenly, self-serving; the perfect Knick. Would need to average 20 assists per game and give entire salary to homeless for next 10 years to be elevated to the status of merely selfish.

Billy: "Man, I gave Shaniqua $5 to buy a scratch off and she won $5000. Not only did she not give me any, she didn't even pay me back my $5!"

Johnny: "Dude, she really Carmelo Anthony'd you on that deal."

by jokeinthebox May 16, 2011

sweet carmelo

Noun) An individual with a number of concurrent sex partners that is well above the established cultural norm. These individuals have coitus for the purpose of sexual pleasure, approval, or to fullfill an emotional void. These individuals may or may not have sexually transmitted infections however this term is still applies to whores with safe sex practices.

Guy: yo she mad dope think I can hit that
Other guy: yea that's a sweet Carmelo she'll let you fuck

by 0041696900 February 17, 2014

carmelo anthony

The most overrated player in the NBA, taking a fade-away on every shot including a free throw shot.

Shooting an air ball.

Brendan "Look at Cappe take that shot"

Ross "Watch, he's going to Carmelo Anthony it."

by BeastFromTheEast December 9, 2008

Carmelo El Virao

Cock. Bent wang. When erected, the curve the penis has. Resembles that of a banana.

"Mira mi carmelo el virao. Parece un guineo."

"Chúpame el carmelo."

by megasdkirby June 11, 2006

Carmelo

Carmelo have a big cock the size of a telephone pole that will destroy ur insides boy or girl

i cant come to work i cant walk after being with carmelo

by slashergames July 26, 2024

Carmelo

Carmelo is a guy that is a god fearing man but also has a big meat and he’s a great guy and a drummer

Carmelo is a good guy

by jehdbeishne February 10, 2024

Carmelo

A gay ass mexican boy named Gordo who loves eating tacos and wee wees

Hey look at that new kid Carmelo you can just tell he had to jump a couple walls to get here he probably snuck in a pinata truck

by Gabriel the cuck September 9, 2023