When you make it to the toilet just in time that the second your ass touches the toilet seat you let out a fat shit.
*2 guys on a car ride*
Guy 1: “I have to shit so bad right now”
Guy 2: “We’re 15 minutes from the next rest stop”
Guy 1: “yeah it’s gonna be a buzzer beater”
Guy 1: “I have to shit so bad right now”
Guy 2: “We’re 15 minutes from the next rest stop”
Guy 1: “yeah it’s gonna be a buzzer beater”
by Gloryboy4life August 5, 2022
Get the Buzzer Beatermug. When things are going good in your life and think you’re on the path to the next stage, then bam! Buzzer beater fuck up
Jim: “Hey John, how are things going with that girl you’re talking to? Moving on to the next step yet?”
John: “Not good. Another buzzer beater fuck up and I’m back to nothing”
John: “Not good. Another buzzer beater fuck up and I’m back to nothing”
by welfare.wayne February 24, 2022
Get the buzzer beater fuck upmug. This is the type of shit that comes out and drops into the toilet right before, or as the water is flushing in the circular motion down the toilet. Score one for smell mitigation...
Was at the hotel the other night after I ate that heavy ass burger and greasy fries, and had to take a 3 a.m.'er. Luckily, I was able to shit out a buzzer beater so as not to wake up the neighbors from the smell that nasty fucker could've produced! Still had to spray some Lysol though...
by crispyknockakilla4EVA November 25, 2023
Get the Buzzer Beatermug.