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Big Mike

Verb

The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
by Tiiiiiimmmmmmmyyyy March 3, 2023
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Bro my uncle said he used to get Big Mike’d daily in prison.
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Big Mike
noun
1. The worst smelling crap a human can possibly unleash into a toilet. A bowel movement so foul that it somehow manages to stink up the entire room despite being fully underwater.
“Dude, don’t go in there for at least 20 minutes… I just dropped a Big Mike.”
by Suddenly Steph August 26, 2025
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A: Who is big mike?
B: He is a motherfucking bigo troller.
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