bandaged billy

1. Washed-rind bandaged goat cheddar with a caramelized, nutty flavor.
2. A penis that has been taped shut, usually because no condom is available at the time. Not advisable, as duck tape and similar products often do not stretch to the extent that would be necessary to prevent the skin from ripping whilst still blocking semen from leaking through the tape.
1. I tasted bandaged billy for the first time when I paid a visit to the local deli shop yesterday. Love the taste!
2. Neither John nor Mary had a condom with them, but they really wanted to go at it. They found some fabric tape, though, so it was time for doing the bandaged billy.
by omgwtfdefinition September 12, 2010
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Bandage(s)

A kind of wrapping that can be used to cover a wound. There is an upgraded version of this that is known as a Dazai Osamu. This latter type of bandage comes with a body that has brown hair and is 181 cm in height. Nobody knows what happens if you try to unravel a Dazai type of bandage.
Person A: I think I need some bandage(s).
Person B: I don't have a normal bandage, but I do have this Dazai.
Person A: Sure, that works.
by bumblehouse November 27, 2023
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