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Buzzer Beater

This is the type of shit that comes out and drops into the toilet right before, or as the water is flushing in the circular motion down the toilet. Score one for smell mitigation...
Was at the hotel the other night after I ate that heavy ass burger and greasy fries, and had to take a 3 a.m.'er. Luckily, I was able to shit out a buzzer beater so as not to wake up the neighbors from the smell that nasty fucker could've produced! Still had to spray some Lysol though...
by crispyknockakilla4EVA November 25, 2023
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Buzzer Beater

When you make it to the toilet just in time that the second your ass touches the toilet seat you let out a fat shit.
*2 guys on a car ride*
Guy 1: “I have to shit so bad right now
Guy 2: “We’re 15 minutes from the next rest stop”
Guy 1: “yeah it’s gonna be a buzzer beater”
by Gloryboy4life August 5, 2022
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Buzzer Beater Dick

When you have sex with your girl and she starts her Pright after.
"Babe I just started my period." "Good thing we banged first. Talk about the Dick that beat the Buzzer! Yeah Buzzer Beater Dick!
by CATALYST O.S. June 8, 2023
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