Big Mike
noun
1. The worst smelling crap a human can possibly unleash into a toilet. A bowel movement so foul that it somehow manages to stink up the entire room despite being fully underwater.
noun
1. The worst smelling crap a human can possibly unleash into a toilet. A bowel movement so foul that it somehow manages to stink up the entire room despite being fully underwater.
by Suddenly Steph August 26, 2025
Get the A Big Mikemug. by Bridgrkyorjsgejrkgmgdjsnrlg May 7, 2022
Get the Big Mikemug. by Chuck_Fuck December 12, 2020
Get the Big Mikemug. Verb
The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
The act of dropping three consecutive slam dumps during a shower whilst ordering a takeaway and swallowing two whole muffins in the time it takes to have 5 wanks.
Bro 1: Dude, yesterday was so boooring.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
Bro 2: Not for me, bro. I did a Big Mike.
Bro 1: Bro, really? That's sounds like a great way to pass the time.
Bro 2: Ya bro, you should try it some time, it really clears your head.
Bro 1: Ya, I think Ill try a Big Mike when i get home.
Bro 2: Never a dull day when you slip a Big Mike in to your daily routine.
by Tiiiiiimmmmmmmyyyy March 3, 2023
Get the Big Mikemug.