Ass Goblin

1) Someone who is such a pain in the ass that they go above and beyond it. 2) A wedgie so severe it involves the ripping of the undershorts. 3) An elderly man's sweaty scrotum getting stuck in his ass when he sits down (see also cracking nuts, butt dumplings)

You are an Ass Goblin

OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!

AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!

by J July 22, 2003

Ass Goblin

Powerful goblin that wants to rule the world. Can change appearance (usually looks like an old man) and has magical powers. Often Shouts HEEYAAAAAA and usually goes by the name of Lord Vilhelm

help, the ass goblin is trying to rule the world

by ass goblin hater August 30, 2003

Ass Goblins

people who love to gobble the ass

i think i am going to gobble her ass

by anthony smith September 11, 2003

ass goblin

1) An individual who dwells within the anal cavity of another person. 2) A weirdo 3) Also a verb demonstrative of the act of eating ass

1) If you have nothing better to do than read this, you are probably an assgoblin 2) I went over to see Jim but he was too busy assgoblin.

by Hugh Jass July 11, 2003

Ass Goblin

Donald Trump

Dude did you see that ass goblin on tv

by Three little niglets February 05, 2017

ASS GOBLIN

MAN WHO TAKES IT UP THE ASS


sittin @ a party & some kid calls someone else a gay ass goblin.

"I got fucked in my ass last night."
"your a fucking ass goblin!!!"

by SHAQUITA November 10, 2004

Ass Goblin

One who gobbles ass

a turkey in your ass

by Abe Molitor August 10, 2003