apostrophe

just a symbol to remind you that there's more to see, just a product of the system, a catastrophe

An apostrophe's use is... idk

by subject b5 the fanvergent January 30, 2019

apostrophe

a rather fine song, from a rather fine album of the same name, by Frank Zappa- Jack Bruce played bass on much of it...

The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe

by Maiga October 26, 2007

apostrophe

A punctuation mark that stooges, idiots, morons, dorks, and ignorant people put in front of the letter "s" with amazing inconsistency.

The sign outside the fruit stand said "Grape's, Apple's, and Peache's."

Butch puts an apostrophe before every final "s" in a sentence. He writes "Mr's. Hennessey say's we should alway's warsh our hand's after we come in from reces's. Especially after you take a pis's.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

apostrophe-fuck

The blatant mis-use of the apostrophe in work related email messages or text message exchanges between regular acquaintances.

"No ones busy enough!!! Get to work." is a commonly used apostrophe-fuck.

by Rene Deveraux June 11, 2006

apostrophise

the process of adding apostrophe's to words to shorten and combine them in order to fit in a text/tweet.

like so: th'whatever

normally: the whatever

the apostrophe reduces the character count by one.

i had to apostrophise th'tweet, it was faaar too long!

by silentasaQ January 26, 2010

brown apostrophe

When you have a kink that turns possessive. Your brown apostrophe.

At first, John and Mary were only experimenting with bondage. Now John only can get off to pain. It's his brown apostrophe.

by Goatsgalore April 30, 2023

apostrophe

the title given to a unofficial girlfriend/boyfriend or to an on/off relationship partner.

Ian: "I'd like to introduce my friend Steven."

Steven: "What's up."

Ian: "And this is Steven's... Steven's apostrophe Johanna."

Johanna: "Hey."

by 89IA January 9, 2011