Aberzombie 

An unthinking conformist who wears fashions from or in the style of the brand Abercrombie & Fitch.

They look at those massive tummies and ample asses on their fellow big men with a leering, lusty eye, the same way your average club kid might go all aflutter when he spots an Aberzombie in the house.

Aberzombie by Delbosco October 14, 2021

Aberzombie and Bitch 

What you turn into about buying from and wearing abercrombie. You turn into a zombie always following trends and a bitch because you think your hot.

Guy 1: Did you see that girl? She was wearing the same thing as all of her friends!
Guy 2: Aberzombie and Bitch I suppose

Aberzombie and Bitch by KC1012 May 2, 2011

Small-town Aberzombie Bros and Hoes

small-town aberzombie bros and hoes are defined as university students that hail from small towns that you have never heard of, such as Porcupine, Ontario, and the like, who only wear abercrombie and hollister, because when they make "shopping trips to the big city", these are seen as "new and hip stores from the states"; the 'hoes' part comes from the Thursday-Saturday nights when the girls of guelph congregate in the downtown core of Guelph wearing nothing but perhaps a belt as a dress - these girls typically refer to themselves as "Whore Zone." no word of a lie.

Whore Zone member #1: "Hey Hoe, can i like, wear this bra as a dress?"

Whore Zone member #2: "Oh Ma Gawd!! Like, totes magotes, Hoe!!!! You look soo delish. Every bro in guelph is gonna wanna taaaap thaaat!!!!"

Whore Zone member #1: "Thanks betch!!"

By-stander: "Ew, look at those small-town aberzombie bros and hoes doing the nasty in van goghs... vom dot com."

Small-town Aberzombie Bros and Hoes by notamemberofwhorezone May 4, 2009

abercrombie sucks 

They suck. There clothes all look the same. They put their logos on every piece of clothing they make, and they don't make clothes that fit overweight people, which is cruel to some people. All of the so called "cool" kids wear them. Most of them just listen to one direction because the majority of the people that wear them are teenage girls. That is basically about it.

I saw a girl wearing abercombie on youtube. She had one direction posters everywhere. Case Closed. Abercrombie sucks.

abercrombie sucks by DrummerMan November 22, 2013

Abercrombie's Hitch 

A guy or girl that uses one or two Abercrombie shirts to look for someone to hook up with.

Pat: Nice Shirt, Abercrombie's Hitch?
Chris: Yep.
Pat: Cool.

Abercrombie's Hitch by Chris Was Here June 9, 2009

Abercrombie & Fitch 

A usually overpriced store with a huge lack in lighting, and should be sued for air pollution.

Person: Hi, welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch, would you like a flashlight and a gas mask?

Abercrombie & Fitch by Winxx May 20, 2013

Team Abercrombie 

A group of males charactarized by excessive cologne, jeans that appear to have been attacked by sasquach, and often a relentless love for the bullshit techno their store insists on blarings throughout the entire mall. They often have their own 'abercrombie' parties where the Justin Timberlake cd is purposely placed on repeat, and the members of team Abercrombie engage in drinking several hardcore beverages..like mai tais and pina coladas, as they exchange hilarious gossip about the hideous fashion taste of the Stock Room Crew.

In addition, they will often seek out your girlfriend, considering, i mean, like, who wouldn't want a boy with a perfect shag haircut and jeans suitable for a man battling the harsh reality of the streets. annnnd, i mean shit.. he makes-- what? $5 an hour? who could resist

yo son, watch out... Team Abercrombie is all over your girl! step up nigga!

nah nah nah. Team Abercrombie can take the bitch home. their wieners don't work anyway, on account of the 'roids.

Team Abercrombie by Miss Parker, mmhmm September 20, 2006