Alden

Alden is a very bad grade 7 kid in willowdale

Alden is always bad.

by UDIENOWK September 20, 2020

Alden

The name of a modern Renaissance man.

Here are a list of his contributions:
Invented the scientific constant known as "Alden's Number"
Was a pioneering scientist who discovered "Alden's Theory"
Served as a top-ranking general under President Biden whose rejected withdrawal plan from Afghanistan could have saved lives
Current serving as Omaha's 52nd Mayor

Ian: Have you heard of Alden's Number?
Rando: I believe so...

Tim: Do you know what Alden's Theory is?
Charlie: No.
Tim: Ok.

James: Do you think General Alden's plan could have saved lives?
Rob: It could have.

Ian: You don't have any clue who Omaha mayoral candidate Alden is?
Rando: No!

by Broseph Coney Island October 5, 2021

Alden

Gay and micropeen

I dont want to be like Alden wut loser

by Sick Jackn February 24, 2020

Alden

Most guys named Alden like really ugly girls

Wow Alden is over there he likes ugly girls

by AldenSwag69 January 20, 2020

Alden

A boy that is an angel. He loves and care for his family and friends no matter what... He may be quite yet he is still a fun guy!

"who is that quite boy?"
"he is Alden..."

" nerd."
" he is still a good friend!"

by LOLGAMIN September 11, 2020

Alden

That friend that was good at first then he got a girl friend and changed a lot

How Alden really changed after he met vaydah

by Lilmaxyboi February 23, 2021

Alden

the most perfect person in the entire world. they’re super funny, kinda dorky and unusually tall for their age. their smile can make your heart melt, their perfection. they might not be the best at communicating but you’ll get there eventually. they’ll always make you happy no matter what happens in your life. not to mention their attractiveness is insane, brown hair and bluish, greenish eyes, cute nose heart shaped lips (they’re always soft and plump) that you’ll always feel an urge to kiss and a smile that will make your heart throb. you’re insane if you don’t find an alden attractive. dating an alden is the best thing that could ever happen to you. their touch will always make you break out in goosebumps and their voice will still always give you butterflies, every kiss is magical.

guy 1: hey did you see alden today? he looks gorgeous

guy 2: yes ofc, he always looks gorgeous.

by kurt cocaine February 23, 2021