a biden

A person who is incontinent. A person or child who has pooped or peed in their diaper or underwear.

"Honey, I did a Biden in my pants".

by Baxterbunny1910 July 11, 2021

slidin’ a Biden

Defecating in one’s pants.

“Did you see old Joe at the D-Day memorial ceremony in France yesterday? In the middle of the ceremony he crouched down halfway, closed his eyes and everyone knew that he was slidin’ a Biden.”

by Shambone June 8, 2024

Sliding a biden

When going to the bathroom and taking a shit

Can’t talk right now I’m sliding a Biden

by Lou34691 June 10, 2024

Sliding a biden

Taking a shit

Couldn’t answer the phone I was sliding a biden

by Lou34691 June 11, 2024

Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood

Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

by thurb June 28, 2023

Drop a joe Biden

Taking a voluminous, stinky, soft serve Poo.

Yo homey, you better pull over at the next rest stop so I can drop a Joe Biden. If you don’t, I swear that I’m going to drop a Biden in my pants.

by Skone Dog September 1, 2021

You're such a Joe Biden

A Joe Biden is a real, true, ultimate gigachad. He's sexy and everyone wants him as sugar Daddy. Usually they are light haired and tall. Facial features are sharp, and their bodies are a cause of instant orgasm.

Person 1: Hey have you seen Paul, the new guy?
Person 2: Yeaaa!! He's such a Joe Biden!! I want him to be my sugar Daddy
Person 1: I know right!! Have you seen that body!? And that face!! Look there he is!!
Person 2: HEY PAUL! You're such a Joe Biden!! Shit I think I'm hard...

by LizzieInnit February 8, 2022