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Brownies à La Mode

The occasion in which defalcation and ejaculation occur simultaneously. Also may be referred to as shitting and cumming
“Dang! That guy’s layin’ logs and sploogin’ sauce! He’s makin’ Brownies à La Mode!”
by sandwichdanger July 22, 2020
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Shopping a la cart

When someone fills their shopping cart with more items than they have money for. Then when they get to the register they keep asking for the subtotal or removing items until the price comes down to whatever money they have. These people tend to have no regard for causing the line to back up a wasting inordinate amounts of time.
Jerry: This Lady is crazy. Her bill was $500. She's already removed enough items to bring it down to $100 and she STILL doesn't have enough money.

Alex: Yeah it's gonna take forever for it to be our turn. I hate when people go shopping a la cart!
by autobot85 August 4, 2010
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a la carte poontang

More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.
I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.
by iTeabaglolz October 22, 2010
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a la mosca

On the fly!! You non Kitchenese speaking mother fucker.

Seriously though.

Within the underbelly of the American restaurant industry, the primary language spoken is a mix of Spanish and English with hints of regional French dialect. It is called Kitchenese.

The saying "a la mosca" literally means, "of the fly".

Figuratively, "on the fly". Or, as fast as possible.
Executive Chef yells, " I need a new mid rare filet a la mosca!"
by Jdubb84 January 11, 2017
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andate a la cresta

This "Andate a la cresta" Term means In English "Fuck off"
Just go up to your mom and tell her to "Andate a la cresta" But make sure she doesnt know spanish

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by Ehold515 August 27, 2017
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A la casa de tu madreeee

It literally means, 'to the house of your moooom' in Spanish. What you say whenever somebody asks you something that has where in it. Like, where are we going, where are you, where are we dropping, where do u want to go, where were you last night... among others.
"Where are we dropping bois" -Says Emerias
"A la casa de tu madreeee" "OoOOooOOOoooOO" - Finalizes Aleberga

'Emre fking dies'
by Ale the whale January 18, 2019
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a la chingada

Mexican phrase with various meanings:

1. "oh fuck" also "ay que la chingada" meaning "ah fuck-in-A man"

2. "get that fuckin' thing out of here" (the chingada is a very horrible place, so the translation is literally "to the horrible fucking place" but contextually means "get that fucking thing out of here" as in "send that thing or situation to fucking hell"

3. "vete a la chingada" is a strong insult meaning "send yourself to that horrible fucking place dirtier then the most horrible dirtiness and nasty nastiness, that's right - "the chingada" Man, don't you get this yet?

4. "well fuck" as in "well fuck, my tire's blown, guess I gotta walk" = "ah la chingada, ya se chingo' mi llanta, supongo que tengo que caminar hasta la chingada"

5. "really, really, really fucking far" as in "dude I had to go to the chingada to get my suppositories and they hurt like the chingada"
1. Ay que la chingada!
Oh fuck-in-A, man!

2. A la chingada con eso!
Get that fuckin' thing out of here.
-or-
Doesn't your boss want you to work
tonight?
A la chingada with him. (Fuck 'im.)

3. Vete a la chingada!
Where exactly is the chingada located?
OK, I'll give you direcciones, senor,
first you reach your fist up your
asshole, then you scream like the
chingada! Now you're there.

4. Ah la chingada (holy fuck) tu eres
Shakira, no es asi? (you're Shakira,
holy fucking chingada!)

5. This post is as long as the chingada.
by Ryan, dog, Ryan February 3, 2009
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