national april 4th day

you will fuck her right in the pussy!!!!!!

It is national april 4th day bend that shit over!

by i just want some pussy April 2, 2023

April 4th

National give your girlfriend plushies day

David: Hey what day is it today?
Jessica: ughh…it’s april 4th?!?!
David: Oh yeah! It’s National give your girlfriend plushies day!!!

by omgnice April 3, 2023

April 4th 2068

Dump your wife for a man day

man 1: hey it’s april 4th 2068 let’s get together

man 2: why not i already dumped my wife for you baby
man 1: perfect

by random people 23 December 24, 2023

April 4th

Oh look it’s April 4th only the beautiful and smartest girls are born on this day ,

And if you’re names Anna this is especially and only for you

Omg happy birthday it’s April 4th have a nice day Anna

by Dizzy_Jxss November 23, 2022

april 4th

april 4th is when you and that special someone cuddles all day

you: hey its april 4th!
special person: ay no way lets cuddle all day
you: sounds great :)

by by xoxo April 2, 2022

April 4th

National do what your girlfriend wants day

Guy1: Hey it’s April 4th bro
Guy2: really? Fuck that means I have to be bossed around by my girl

by Guywithabitch April 3, 2022

April 4th!

So.. April 1 and you missed out? Don't worry, April 4th is National April fools day 2.0!

April fools day! On April 4th! In case you missed April 1.

by Naomiii! April 3, 2022