Mad Dog 20/20 18% or 13% alc. by vol.
As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, MD 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York. This is a good place to start for the street wine rookie, but beware; this dog has a bite to back up its bark. Mad Dog Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad Dog 20/20". You'll find this beverage as often in a bum's nest as in the rock quarry where the high school kids sneak off to drink. This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn't stop any bums from drinking it! Our research indicates that Mad Dog 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in Mad Dog 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop.
Liquor stores are starting to be infiltrated by a 13% variety of Mad Dog 20/20 Red Grape. There is also a new "Blue Raspberry" flavor with "BLING BLING". Even the lowest functioning of bums will know not to get swindled out of 5%.
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As majestic as the cascading waters of a drain pipe, MD 20/20 is bottled by the 20/20 wine company in Westfield, New York. This is a good place to start for the street wine rookie, but beware; this dog has a bite to back up its bark. Mad Dog Stands for Mogen David, and is affectionately called "Mad Dog 20/20". You'll find this beverage as often in a bum's nest as in the rock quarry where the high school kids sneak off to drink. This beverage is likely the most consumed by non-bums, but that doesn't stop any bums from drinking it! Our research indicates that Mad Dog 20/20 is the best of the bum wines at making you feel warm inside. Some test subjects report a slight numbing agent in Mad Dog 20/20, similar to the banana paste that the dentist puts in your mouth before injecting it with novocain. Anyone that can afford a dentist should steer clear of this disaster. Avaliable in various nauseating tropical flavors that coat your whole system like bathtub scum, but only the full "Red Grape Wine" flavor packs the 18% whallop.
Liquor stores are starting to be infiltrated by a 13% variety of Mad Dog 20/20 Red Grape. There is also a new "Blue Raspberry" flavor with "BLING BLING". Even the lowest functioning of bums will know not to get swindled out of 5%.
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Phrase used to describe the fact that it is easy for one to be knowledgable about an event after it has happened.
IE: An individual has a realization about the event that should have been obvious all along, yet they didn't catch on because they were acting in the heat of the moment.
Also allows one to learn from their mistakes.
IE: An individual has a realization about the event that should have been obvious all along, yet they didn't catch on because they were acting in the heat of the moment.
Also allows one to learn from their mistakes.
After looking back on the situation, Jim realized that quitting his job was a foolish act.
Jim: "Dad, why did you let me quit my job without interceding?"
Dad: "Hindsight is 20/20, son, learn from your mistakes."
Jim: "Dad, why did you let me quit my job without interceding?"
Dad: "Hindsight is 20/20, son, learn from your mistakes."
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Get the 4:20 2069 4/20 mug.A fact that few know about this beautiful substance is that MD actually stands for Mogen David, not Mad Dog.
Not that anybody actually cares what its true alias is; all that really matters is its splendid palette, subtle hints of artificial fruit and 13% alcohol content; a bottle being enough to slay a dragon.
Not that anybody actually cares what its true alias is; all that really matters is its splendid palette, subtle hints of artificial fruit and 13% alcohol content; a bottle being enough to slay a dragon.
This should most often be read out loud before cracking a bottle of the MD 20/20(copywritten):
20/20, Mogen Dee
I sure could go a bottle.
I think I’ll crack my shoesies on,
And off I’ll go-a-waddle.
Londis, Nisa, Aldi’s too,
I’m sure they all sell Dave.
But can they give me what I want?
It’s strawberreee I crave.
Mogen David’s what I need
But I.D’s what I lack.
If this fine man asks me for I.D
His jaw is sure to get cracked!
‘Uno of your finest strawberreee’
I tell the fine man as he comes.
‘Have you got I.D?’ he asks me,
‘Oh no, it’s for my mum!’
‘The benefit of the doubt I’ll give you, But this be warned I tell.’
‘Bad deeds be done upon this stuff,
You’re bound to go to hell!’
‘But no, dear man I think you’ll find
That I’m the Mogen master.’
‘Now come with me, my dear old boy,
And let us get-a-plastered!’
So off we go to Bothwell Lane,
A nasty night ahead.
We stank the Mogen to the dregs,
And the poor old man drops dead.
Now sure enough I’m damned to hell;
Man slaughter’s the name of the game.
But after cracking that bottle of joy,
I’d sure do it all again!
And bound to hell as I may be,
Hell’s turned out to be terrific.
Dirty women, rock & roll,
And they all think Mogen’s the shiznic!
So crack that lid, breathe that scent,
It’s certainly worth the do.
Mogen David is sure for everyone,
And chaps, this includes all of you.
20/20, Mogen Dee
I sure could go a bottle.
I think I’ll crack my shoesies on,
And off I’ll go-a-waddle.
Londis, Nisa, Aldi’s too,
I’m sure they all sell Dave.
But can they give me what I want?
It’s strawberreee I crave.
Mogen David’s what I need
But I.D’s what I lack.
If this fine man asks me for I.D
His jaw is sure to get cracked!
‘Uno of your finest strawberreee’
I tell the fine man as he comes.
‘Have you got I.D?’ he asks me,
‘Oh no, it’s for my mum!’
‘The benefit of the doubt I’ll give you, But this be warned I tell.’
‘Bad deeds be done upon this stuff,
You’re bound to go to hell!’
‘But no, dear man I think you’ll find
That I’m the Mogen master.’
‘Now come with me, my dear old boy,
And let us get-a-plastered!’
So off we go to Bothwell Lane,
A nasty night ahead.
We stank the Mogen to the dregs,
And the poor old man drops dead.
Now sure enough I’m damned to hell;
Man slaughter’s the name of the game.
But after cracking that bottle of joy,
I’d sure do it all again!
And bound to hell as I may be,
Hell’s turned out to be terrific.
Dirty women, rock & roll,
And they all think Mogen’s the shiznic!
So crack that lid, breathe that scent,
It’s certainly worth the do.
Mogen David is sure for everyone,
And chaps, this includes all of you.
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Get the MD 20/20 mug.1. The exact date and time at which the level known as Final Destination seen in all Super Smash Brothers' series took its first form within the "World of Light".
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3. A timestamp that induces great existential anxiety about humanity's current prospects of survival to the 24th century.
2. A timestamp that will only be confirmed to exist through chatboxes of given Public Access Network livestreams in 2069.
3. A timestamp that induces great existential anxiety about humanity's current prospects of survival to the 24th century.
Boss, if we don't make it to 4-20-2069, what happens to the Enterprise?
Well, you know, 4-20-2069 4:20 AM is really just a number and you can still keep it close to your heart.
The Enterprise will always continue to exist with the right captain at hand.
Well, you know, 4-20-2069 4:20 AM is really just a number and you can still keep it close to your heart.
The Enterprise will always continue to exist with the right captain at hand.
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