Simp

A guy in desperate need of sum puss. Generally a guy who wants to tell a girl he likes her, but instead he just watches other, most likely “cool” guys bang dat shawty. Most commonly, a guy named Andrew

-wassup Andrew, u asked her out on prom yet?
-No I’ma speak wiz her after. I will definitely feel more confident by then...
-Omg you a simp

by DatBoyPlayboy July 29, 2020

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squirrels in my pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp

by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020

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1. A person who plays fortnite and enjoys getting rekt af (pref. by girls). The person is usually humble towards girls and avoids any male contact which would make him a homosexual as such.
2. Someone who is interested in female representation in video games (e.g. fortnite). The person normally prefers to masturbate while playing.
3. Normally a guy who is interested in getting laid (i.e. fortnite/ gamer girls); uses voice chat often.

M'lady would you like a game of fortnite?
I wanna fortnite you hard tonight, baby.
I shall fortnite you.
Fortnite "doesnt" make me a "simp".
Fortnite ain't a "girl" (well it is now you du** f***).

by YouFellForItFoolThunderCross April 29, 2020

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