Gold Fish Squeeze

The act of trying to drown a goldfish.

Mafia Boss: Give him the gold fish squeeze
Mafia member: it ain’t working
Mr bubbles: Glub glub

by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021

Amoskeag Fish Ladder

Manchester NH’s own sex move.

You jump on the bed from the floor and fuck but you can’t use your arms.

The amoskeag fish ladder.

My back is killing me. Tanya and I did the amoskeag fish ladder last night.

by Jharts January 16, 2022

Dead fish moment

Phrase you can say when literally anything happens. Especially good to use when something ironic happens.

Person 1: "Damn, I'm too short to reach the ladder I want at the hardware store."
Person 2: "Dead fish moment."

OR

*Literally anything happens*
Person 1: "Dead fish moment."

by andrewthesixth February 2, 2023

Garbronzo the warrior fish

Garbronzo the warrior fish is a mighty betta fish that can kill a dyslexic bear. He's hecka sexy and gets all the girl fish.

Garbronzo the warrior fish is a god!

by chexmaster49 October 21, 2019

Lamb and tuna fish

A mixture of percocet xanax and cocaine. Alcohol is permitted.

Freddy: hey Trey you want some lamb and tuna fish.

Trey: nah man, I'll just piss on my balls

by Dickeyboy394 September 30, 2022

fish-a-nella-jelly

a word used for combining different types of animals together

girl: fish-a-nella-jelly

boy: fish-a-nella-jelly

everyone: fish-a-nella-jelly

by ethewizzle May 23, 2019

2 + 2 = Fish

When you have the brain power of a stupid puppy, or are the biggest genius in a century and outplay Elon Musk's jokes

Elbert Ainstein: 2 + 2 = Fish
Elon Musk: I have been outplayed.

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 11, 2022