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My bad

My bad was originally My "bag". As in the phrase; "oops, my bag, cuz". Me and my brothers would say it all the time in the 80's when it became popular. But, for all the fucked-up retards who changed it and still say My bad...........FUCK YOU, RETARDS!!!!!
"Oops, my bag cuz" (not my bad)
by donotaskquestions January 21, 2018
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Bad Jown

"She just got ran thru"
"Damn, Thats a BAD JOHN" (bad jown)
by crumbum lover February 18, 2022
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bad news browns

i have a case of the bad news browns.
by lifedeathandbeyond July 4, 2016
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Bad News Brad

A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.

Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.

A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.

Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
After clogging the toilet for the third time that week, Bad News Brad waddled out, wiped his sweaty brow, and blamed it on his undiagnosed heart condition.
by Dwaggerbomb March 13, 2025
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ur local bad boi

yeah you know that kid yeah? the wanna be gangsta with the cheap stunts (eg poppin up a bike tire, lighting a fire) then gettin caught and goes crying back to mommy
ey niam

yeah fam

wassup

nothin wanna pop a bike tire and lite sum fiyas?

nah blad stop being such a local bad boy

nah fam im ur local bad boi
by poggers? June 2, 2021
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i goofed up bad

when you goofed up so bad that nobody can save u
me: makes a bomb joke
school: thinks about expelling me
me: fuck i goofed up bad
by Lazar Blade September 19, 2021
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