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Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.
Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)
Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).
Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).
Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).
Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.
Step: 6 Enjoy!
Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.
Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)
Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).
Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).
Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).
Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.
Step: 6 Enjoy!
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by The Archgoat August 26, 2021
Get the Bum mug.The word “bum” and the person “Aiden Weinberger” are of equal equivalence. Aiden Weinberger is there biggest bum in all of great neck if not the entire world, and is such a bum that he’s in his own club that even meddy can join. All he does is bum all day every day and calls other people bums when they aren’t even close to being one, let alone miles away from being on Aiden Weinberger’s level of bumness. He is simply just on another level of bum that nobody can ever reach him no matter what.
“Hey, Is that Aiden Weinberger?”
“Yes, he’s the biggest bum in all of Great Neck. Don’t go near him he’s contagious.”
“Wow, now I’ll never go near the biggest bum in all of great neck, thanks!”
“Yes, he’s the biggest bum in all of Great Neck. Don’t go near him he’s contagious.”
“Wow, now I’ll never go near the biggest bum in all of great neck, thanks!”
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