poo

A solid waste produced in the rectum.

There is a lot of poo in the stables.

by xdr5t3evq3q September 17, 2023

Poo Noodle

Firstly, you simply raw dog somebody in the ass that hasn’t taken a shit in a while. Once you’re done you take your dick out of their ass and piss into their mouth. Poo in the shape of tiny noodles will come out of your urethra into their mouth.

Yo bro, you shoulda seen it last night. I raw dogged some bitch at a house party and then pissed into her mouth. Poo noodles came out!

by Xpenix99 January 12, 2021

Poo snowcone

When a girl has sex with two homosexual men after they have sex with eachother and she gets excrement and semen from them in her vagina.

Those guys are so hot making out, I'd love to join in and let them give me a poo snowcone.

by Nasty bob January 10, 2021

Phantom Poo

When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.

Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!

by gracegal April 28, 2022

Poo Face

A person with a face that looks like poo.

Man your face looks like poo. Haha poo face

by OragnutanusRex March 29, 2017

Poo Crew

To leave human excrement in public and often inappropriate places.

A: Yeah when I found out she cheated on me I poo crewed her mother's bed

B: You did what??

A: Left a slimy great turd under her sheets

by Johann von Hosenschlange November 9, 2011

Boomerang Poo

Really floaty poo that when you try to flush it comes back.

Darling I've had the worst case of boomerang poo today. I flushed seven times and it's still floating in the toilet.

by ATKCA May 31, 2025