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bi-pooing

A sophisticated bath time procedure for real connoisseur's of hair health. It is the process of shampooing one's head with a shampoo and only a shampoo. Followed by a rinse. Followed by an application of a conditioner. And another rinse.

Bi-pooers know how it is meant to be, and adamantly despise brands such as: Head and Shoulders, AXE (hair products), Old Spice, et al.
Him: Hey your hair looks and smells amazing! What is your secret?
Her: I've been bi-pooing my hair for 24 years. Thanks!

Him: Dang! I use a 2 in 1.

Her: You give me the ick.
by runner227 January 16, 2023
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butty poo

1. Coitus; sexual intercourse; the act of copulating.
2. A code word used for “coitus or sexual intercourse” in e-mails, which is less likely to get flagged by the company-installed software that checks for profanity.

From the word "butt," denoting one's backside, but also in many cultures, a word denoting sex + the "y" diminutive suffix; the children's word "poo," while denoting on the one hand, excrement, also connotes familiarity or intimacy between two people.
It was obvious to even the most casual observer that Kate Middleton and Prince William had long before their church-sanctioned marriage exchanged methane and enjoyed not a few instances of butty poo.

(From an e-mail) "No, sis, we saw a play at 7 p.m., had tea at ten, and of course retired to Buffy’s boudoir for some butty poo to round out the evening."
by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit December 30, 2012
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Poo hand

When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo
Oh my god! My face is itchy but I can't scratch it because I've got poo hand.
by Thedogwalker1234 June 25, 2016
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De Ja Poo

That feeling of doing the same shit everyday.
After working this job for a year, every day feels like de ja poo.
by Ginger Snapped July 21, 2017
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Poo mountain

A guy is balls deep on a girl and they for a pyramid with their asses in the air. The then start pooing to make a poo mountain
Me and the girl from the bar last night got super kinky and started making a poo mountain. I'm gonna have to get new sheet.
by Galethedirty May 31, 2020
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Saugust Poo Water

When someone is fucking with you while you’re taking a shit, you get a large wad of toilet paper, dunk it in your poo water, and throw it at them from over the stall.
“Some asshole light checked me while I was on the shitter, so I gave him some Saugust poo water.”
by thechonkingSTEWARD April 12, 2022
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Poo Poo

The name of my child
Dude 1: WHY DID YOU NAME YOUR CHILD POO POO

Me: Hee hee poo poo
by Isighnedinwithaaltaccont February 10, 2021
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