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Douche Bag

1)He is suchhhh a douche bag.

2) Wow. What a douche bag.

3) Guy: Get out of my seat!
Girl: You're names not on it..oh wait, it actually does say douche bag. My bad.
by IamTruthing. December 14, 2010
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rogue douche

A dishonest, unprincipled person, prone to being obnoxious, loud, contemptible, and generally unlikable; a person who is extremely unpredictable and always detestable. A rogue douche.
Expect and prepare for the worst, cuz this rogue douche could go anywhere, any direction.
by BonTerra425 May 23, 2018
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Douche canoe

A person who reaches the apex of douche baggery. This person is generally a loser that lives in a small town and act like he is a bad ass. Rumor has it that most Steve's are douche canoes, though douche canoes have other names as well. Rumor also has it that Steve's who are douche canoes also have a small penis which explains their napoleon complex.
Steve is such a douche canoe, there is no one in earth that compares. If there were Olympics that involved douche canoe racing, he would get the gold every time.
by Steveisabitchassdouchecanoe December 15, 2017
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Douche Clown

Someone is considered a joke but acts like a Douche bag.
This guy is acting like a complete Douche Clown.
by Mhester75 November 14, 2015
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douche

pronounced doo-sh

meaning dickish or stupid or thick or sometimes said as if to say DUHHH!

a favourite saying among the scene crowd in the South Wales vallies.

also seen on Katie and Peter: Stateside a la Perez Hilton. (God he is :D)
she is such a douche!

what a douche lol
by crazyladee June 30, 2009
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Douche monkey

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.
John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.
by Melek February 4, 2015
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Douche Nozzle

Coined by MLR, someone who is at the leading edge of douchebaggery. Literally a person ahead of their time when it comes to being a total douchebag.
“Hey, you in the swan shirt...yeah you, you douche nozzle, yeah, stop being a creeper
by Pedrito the Words February 16, 2020
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