douche dong

The act of being a douche and a dong at the same time.

Clayton was being a douche dong at the dance.

by Tappenmehard25 March 3, 2017

Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists

That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.

by xanadude313 August 20, 2019

Douche canoe

A douche bag that should sail away on the shit river away from you.

"Bugger off you douche canoe"

by t_tahiti May 22, 2018

Douched

When a standard sized vehicle passes another vehicle on the right or when I semi truck passes another vehicle on either side.

Wow that Camry just douched me on the right when I was going five over the speed limit in the passing lane.

by Ramonasfavturtle July 26, 2021

Douche Chills

A mental and full body cringe or shudder, in an involuntary manner, stemming from the disdain of a douche

With his frosted tips, goatee, and Affliction t-shirt, I couldn't help but get automatic douche chills

by Jackabeee February 3, 2020

douche pig

a metal head not currently being metal, some one who is not currently being metal. insult.

dude my friend became such a douche pig when he went to that nightwish concert
nightwish = unmetal

by deadlykitty August 28, 2006

smarmy douche bag

When woman falsely uses your identity. They become a smarmy douche bag.

A smarmy douche bag in New Mexico was falsely using another Companies identity to fraudulently obtain business.

by Truk you August 27, 2011