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Chocolate Martha Stewart

Name given to Kent’ae Van London, CLP, AAMS, GNSA a United Kingdom born, Southern California/Washington state resident specializing in floral arrangements and interior design creations for his note-worthy ability to channel unorthodox color concepts while inspiring out-of-the-box creative ingenuity.
"Did you view that gorgeous living room concept? It looks like the Chocolate Martha Stewart strikes again!"
by Live-N-Learn May 14, 2025
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White chocolate

After pounding a vagina, you need to jizz. Don't wanna jizz in her so you slip it out and push shroom again bunghole and dump load in bum
by Muddycricket September 1, 2017
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Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops
"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"
by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022
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Chocolate Shower

A rather unconventional and daring practice, reminiscent of a "golden shower," but with a distinct twist. Unlike the usage of urine, a chocolate shower involves the application of feces in a shower-like manner.
Girlfriend: "I'm tired of "golden showers" I want you to give me a chocolate shower tonight"
Boyfriend: "That sounds like a great idea"
by 3X1ST3D May 16, 2023
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Chocolate Manhattan

Sexual act where you defecate in someone's mouth after which they fellate you.
"Dave said he'd give me a chocolate manhattan"
"Like the cocktail?"
"Sure..."
by TheCarpenterHasArrived December 29, 2016
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Chocolate cake

When a man licks a women from front to back when she has a yeast infection
Hey babe I know you have a yeast infection but can I still get that chocolate cake
by Cakeman9876 April 5, 2022
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DJ White Chocolate

When a man buys two turntables for sexual pleasure. He starts rotating the track and has the women lay head down on the record player. The women then drags the mans balls in a circle. It is only completed when there is bleeding. Then they take the blood and cum and mix it together and the women drinks it. Similar yet different from a golden honeybird.
My balls are sore from that DJ White Chocolate we did yesterday!
by doormandude March 5, 2018
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