by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025

Michael Collins was very good at undermining the English, but in the end, he couldn't defeat his own people.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 9, 2020

A guy who was unfortunately named with a middle name for a first name. His middle name is probably also Michael.
by BobMichaelJones November 23, 2021

a man/boy you can kiss on the bedroom floor when you are getting horny michael Is the perfect match.
by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022

Michael is literally the best. Every second you spend with him will make you wish that time would stop moving quite so fast. He’s extremely easy to fall for. He’s a very intelligent person, yet never seems to know that he has every girl he knows in the palm of his hand. He has a smile that could melt even the coldest of hearts. His eyes light up with a fire when he’s doing something he loves. Those he loves are very very close to him. When a Michael confides in you, know you’re special. Michaels are very sensitive and emotional and don’t tell their deepest, darkest secrets to many. Michaels are very loyal. They would stick with you until the very end. If you find a Michael, he’s worth fighting for. Never, ever let him go, because his heart is worth the world.
You: Michael actually carried my things to class for me!!!
Bestie: OMG, girl!!! He so has a crush on you!!!
Bestie: OMG, girl!!! He so has a crush on you!!!
by Live_Love_Laugh_Dance6 January 14, 2022

Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.
by LillyGoodLYouAreAnL September 2, 2023

by waymoresecretpseudonym November 23, 2021
