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Douche

* The french word for a shower
* Used for the cleaning of vaginas
* What many people say to one another
* A funny word

* Also see douchebag
"Go use some douche, you stink"
"Your a douche, just kidding!"
by FrenchBrunette5 January 9, 2010
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Douche of bros

A douche of bros is the collective noun for a group of bros. The bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”
A group of bros

A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizzaria after the the Phish concert last Saturday night.

A large douche of bros had settled in a spot at the park and were shouting “Bruh” loud enough to wake nearby baby’s being walked in their carriages.
by Pixylicious February 1, 2024
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milk douche

When you’re drinking milk, you laugh and then it comes out your nose.
by Stinky1995 October 24, 2017
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Douche Nozzle

Someone who pulls up behind me at an intersection so close that I cannot see their right turn signal. If they weren't so close and up my tailpipe I would have been able to see their right turn signal and I would have pulled up further so they could have turned right.
That douche nozzle just flipped me off because I wouldn’t give them enough space to turn right !
by Shamu9000 May 20, 2022
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Douche

"Why would you sign a law telling women whether they can have abortions or not? That makes you a douche!"
by Fluthy March 18, 2022
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douche

loser who claims fame but has never had it, claims tours of America that were in fact holidays paid for by wife and family, and tries to tell folks about said holidays at a child's funeral.
"Trying to tell me about your holiday at this kid's funeral? Man, are YOU a douche!"
by Hamadryad July 29, 2012
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douche-timer

Term for personal planner in the mind of someone who is a douche. Reminds the person when to act like a douche.
"I wonder when Bill will act like a douche again?" she wondered out loud. "After checking his douche-timer" replied Phil.
by one more fizzle May 25, 2011
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