the chocolate beer

When you shit in a cup and call it Sam Adams.

I totally gave my girl the chocolate beer last night, she's not my girl anymore.

by Thepervyjew February 08, 2017

Reaching back into the chocolate

getting very deep in conversation about one subject or another while being high, stoned, or drunk.

Rob was talking about space travel and started reaching back into the chocolate.

by spacenuts August 29, 2010

Chocolate sunshine

Beautiful Shiny Dark skinned people

you are beautiful my dark skinned sister you glisten like chocolate sunshine .

by Quali James July 06, 2016

Princess chocolates

Euphemism

1. A term used to affectionately describe a cute girl’s defecations, specifically ones that are small and round, preferably with no bits of corn in them.

“Ew… I still got bits of her princess chocolates stuck in my teeth from last night.”

by Asriel___LOVER June 15, 2025

Chocolate tampon

A completely useless item or person

The new apprentice is as much use as a chocolate tampon

by Snoopmog October 09, 2022

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017

Chocolate Surprise

Getting diarrhea in your face while giving a rimjob.

I was eating her ass like groceries when I got a chocolate surprise. {rimjob} {shit}

by SilverSheilds March 25, 2018