My wife gave me quite a surprise as I walked in on her in the doggystyle position, with her bootyhole covered in Vaseline. As she rubbed the tip of my hard cock around her butthole, she told me she was ready to churn chocolate butter.
by Dc53 January 12, 2016
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Get the chocolate covered bacon mug.A chocolate weenie is a spongy yellow cake on a stick containing carbohydrates, fat, glucose, yeast, and protein that is covered in chocolate.
by JohnnyBlueberryTree March 6, 2016
Get the Chocolate weenie mug.A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.
Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.
by nabnab1305 March 6, 2016
Get the Chocolate Diamond mug.That white bish over there needs her power bill paid so she's here at the club digging for chocolate.
by suggggar March 26, 2016
Get the digging for chocolate mug.A girl who is beautiful on the surface, but who she is on the inside is the equivalent to a centipede.
" Yeah man, I actually really liked her until I saw those all those disgusting legs start poking through. Definitely just another chocolate covered centipede."
by My name is P April 8, 2016
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