Chocolate stacker

When a white man or a man of another race (except black men obviously) dates only black women.

Shantel: The last time I saw Brandon, he was with another thique sister!
Nina: Girl, you know he's a "chocolate stacker"

by Peaches_eo November 19, 2023

Dark chocolate tootsie roll

When a black man is getting jerked off and he is about to ejaculate.

Stacy had herself a real dark chocolate tootsie roll.

by Digger faggot September 14, 2016

Chocolate pogostick

A brothers big old weener.

Did you see that dudes chocolate pogostick I want in my butt?

by shug mike March 20, 2019

chocolate ammo

when something that would usually bother you is presented in such a pleasant way that you can't bring yourself to be annoyed in that specific instance

I usually hate people smacking their lips, but hearing it in ASMR is chocolate ammo to me.

by chimera_manticore July 26, 2023

Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022

Peasant Chocolate

The chocolate candy leftover from Halloween that nobody wanted.

Would you like to pick some Peasant Chocolate from this bowl? :-)

by Spontaneously funny RN June 10, 2024

Chocolate Pop Tart

Anthony Barr's favorite sex position.

Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.

by HPdarealest September 26, 2015