big bird motherfucker

Big Bird masturbates defiantly as the elderly woman inside the apartment calls the police.

Elliot, you're a big bird motherfucker.

by magicmurdercat January 9, 2024

Bird

DONT TRUST DEM BURDS MAN, THEY HAVE EYES ON THE BACK OT THEYR HEAD, IM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU THEY ARE PLOTTING SOMETHING AND WE DONT KNOW SO STAY AWAY FROM THEM PLEASE. thank you :)

Person1: aw man look at that bird, it looks suspicious

Person2: he looks like he wants us dead
Bird: * attacks de humanos * -.-.

by Ebola:> April 22, 2020

The Birds

The birds is a name for the spies working for the bourgeoisie. They were introdused into the world in 1986 when Reagan kild all birds and replaced them with spies that now are watching the American peapoul. The birds got there name fom the thing they replased.

1: I do not like The bids.
2: I like birds.
1:No not birds, The birds the spies working for the bourgeoisie.

by lord farqad the third July 15, 2020

Bird

Any guy named Byron

That dude is such a bird

by Mr.bird April 5, 2022

Bird day

Bird day is a day on 1st of April in which everybody is required to express their support for all birds by engaging in birdposting

We must birdpost because it's Bird Day

by talpro March 31, 2025

doe toe bird

when your pants get stuck in your booty cracks

Look!!! Savannah has a doe toe bird!

by lemonseahorse January 23, 2021

Bird

Jail time, or a jail sentence.
From Cockney rhyming slang

birdlime = jail time

Me: "Did you hear the knicked my man?"
Bredrin: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah bro. He's doing bird right now"

That geezer got a bird

by makkathedapperyungtrapper December 2, 2020