Ryan

a wanna be road man who is basically a kyle

Here's a poem about ryans

Roses are red

violets are blue

heres a fun fact

your girlfriends taller than you

bit of a cunt ngl

look at the poem
Did you look at it yet
that guys is a ryan

by Nellybooismydad January 18, 2020

Ryan

The little bitch that calls me to cry about a quiche. He also goes from loving to hating a person in a few days. He also says that he was mad at you about something but never tells you what. He is obsessed with broadway and never shuts up about Ben Platt. He performs every chance he gets (Which means that he sings at every Friday performance). He is a bitch for any one from Spain and will tell you that every chance that he gets. He speaks Spanish like every white person ever. He thinks he has the fattest ass when it's just average and he spends hundreds of dollars on clothes from companies that make ugly clothes. He finally hates being called "Catholic Boy"

Me: You know Ryan
You: Yeah he called me and cried about a quiche.

by Quiches July 6, 2020

Ryan Reynolds

i don’t know who Ryan Reynolds is

hey have you heard of ryan reynolds
no

by SILLY GOOSE FELLOW January 16, 2023

Ryan

A beautiful man, so kind and caring, he is the most amazing man anyone could ever have the privilege of meeting. So much love for him and Anyone who can call him theirs is the luckiest girl in the world

My boyfriend Ryan is the most amazing human being that has ever stepped foot into my life

by Notursugarbaby December 18, 2019

Ryan

Stupid name.

"What's that, your name is Ryan. Are you fucking kidding me. How stupid do your fucking parents have to be to name you Ryan. Jesus Christ. Get out of here. Leave."

by lillsmoquee May 11, 2020

Ryan Eulering

Being extremely confident in something that you said, despite it being found to be completely false upon looking further into the subject.

Kid: "Yooo he's just Ryan Eulering! Fuckin idiot."
Ryan: "No I'm not!!!" *bursts into tears and calls his mom*

by ObamaPrism November 25, 2019

Ryan Abbott

Exhibiting a fit of rage; but in a cool way.

My boyfriend cheated on me and I went full Ryan Abbott.

Did you see those guys outside the bar Ryan Abbotting last night?

On scale of 1 to Ryan Abbott; how mad are you?

by drainobuttchugs October 5, 2020