Seizure to please her

Marked by BDE and born from the idea that men with small packages coined the expression “It’s not about the size, it’s about the motion in the ocean”; men with heavy packages can now imagine the little guys falling out during sex due to having little to no shaft.

So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?

by Kilobravo January 8, 2022

Oh god please NO

This is what you say when a little gremlin is a annoying or clingy and you want the to stop thinking about cock or dick

Eww stop oh god please NO

by Pog man69 February 20, 2022

Pearl of pleasure

The clit.

Touching her pearl of pleasure.

by GimliGloinson March 24, 2022

pearls of pleasure

anal beads

after a long hard day jim came home and used his pearls of pleasure

by smallips March 24, 2022

nami_step_me_please

Biggest nami simp (after me)

nami_step_me_please Is COOL and amazing

by Mushine April 18, 2022

A Starmer Pledge

something said to gain credence, credibility and most importantly elected, with no intention of EVER implementing said “pledge”. Also known as a Boris Promise.

I told my mom I would tidy up today but it was just a Starmer pledge

by WellysWords October 25, 2022

No Flowers Please

It's push and pull
All day long
First is off and then its on
I don't know what's happening to me

Everything is dark in town
You're the only one around

So don't forget to send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please

I died a thousand times with you
Every time you pull me through
I don't know what's happening to me.

You could repair the damage done
The morning's just begun

So don't forget to send no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please

Now don't forget to send me no
Flowers please

No flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please
No don't forget to send no

Its push and pull all day long
First it's off and then it's on
I don't know what's happening to me

You can repair the damage done
The morning's just begun

So don't forget to send me no
Flowers please
Don't send me no
Flowers please
No, no, no
Flowers please

by Death Menace March 20, 2023